I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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