I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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