I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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