We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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