I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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