Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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