Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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