I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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