the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
This is my gift to your gina
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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