there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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