Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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