Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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