can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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