We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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