So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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