My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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