i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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