the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
And then my night got REAL pukey
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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