Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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