I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He felt like a one man threesome
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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