she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He did a backflip because drugs
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