What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
How's work?
Spinning.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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