It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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