I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
3 2 1 whiskey
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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