Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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