After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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