I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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