Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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