I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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