i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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