i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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