hell yes lets make some ravioli
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You ruined the universe
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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