"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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