The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
