let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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