i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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