why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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