There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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