My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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