so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I am spending my child support on dildos
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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