i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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