there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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