Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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