they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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