So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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