well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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