Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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