This girl is more easily done than said...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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