Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you guys were way drunker than both of me
My pussy is not your playground.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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