Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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