some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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