I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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