I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
now i know why i became what i already was.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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