Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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